Days in the life of (disabled) Bob Fiddaman - Concert Security for 12 months at Birmingham NEC

source - http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.rock-n-roll.acdc/browse_thread/thread/cd2d9e28c3af9fad?hl=en-GB&ie=UTF-8&q=fiddy+nec+security

Worked as Concert Security for 12 months at Birmingham NEC. Witnessed rock chic at Motley Crue concert giving some lucky punter some serious head, played football with Simply Red, told a fan of Barry Manilow that the reason why John Leslie (UK folks know who he is) was at the show was because he was going to show the kids how to papermache' a nose on Blue Peter, the Manilow fan wanted my guts, she reported me...heheheheh

Played Badminton with Cliff Richards road crew, threw an Asian out with a swift kick in the bollocks for molesting a punter (NOT a racist thing - just don't like seeing women getting 'touched up'.


Witnessed a baby in arms at the front of a Quo concert - I kid you not.


Backstage for a 60's gig - Met Martha, of Martha and the Mandella's fame -
she gave me her sandwich and coke (cola).


Took a piss next to Roy Wood


Met Ron Atkinson (then Aston Villa manager) and spoke about the state of the
team he was managing - two weeks later he was sacked!!!!!


Did 14 nights of Cliff Richard - cunt nearly drove me to drugs - Manilow was
much better.


Neil Diamond opened my eyes - the guy puts on a really good show.


Faith No More (Remember them?) did a fantastic show, marred by their fans
ripping up seats and lobbing them into the arena.


Was chatted up by women loads of times - they actually thought I could get
them backstage.


Not bad for a fat fucker with Osteoarthritis eh?


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Bob Fiddaman
A Member of the Seroxat Users Group



> p.s. I am an electrician, who has been in retail management for 10 years
> ( electrician too hot )



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