uksurvivors : Message: Is Bob English - A Towers Investigation

uksurvivors : Message: Is Bob English - A Towers Investigation



Proof has reached the Towers Investigation Agency that Bob - once known as "Pirate Bob" was never in fact a Pirate .

It is claimed the bandanna he wore was actually a turban and that some wicked digital artist had shrunk and distorted Bob's head to make it look proportional !

Johnny Akbah when interviewed by the TIA said of "Talibob" whose name was copied but distorted by others bent on world domination :

"Turban "T" " Brains " as we know him developed a new line in Seroxat Poppies - He was helped by intelligent British parrots though "

The Towers Investigation Agency started with a question :

"Is Bob English ?"

But this madster of disguise appears to be a foreign fighter protecting Seroxat Poppy fields ...The evidence is compelling .

We leave it to you - the discerning readers to decide...